In my young days...

Coltrane: "Hmph... I almost caught that cat!"
Paul and Glenn: "???"

Another unexpected letter

Paul: "Why is entertainment so violent now?"
Glenn: "Violent? Are you serious? Don't you remember the cockfighting and bull baiting we had a couple of centuries ago? Those were bloody entertaining too".
Coltrane: "Paul!"

Answering Tomato

Glenn: "Hum, what is this?"

Paul: "Did you find something?"